The Lads
We're just a couple of guys who've seen the world but just can't afford to buy it. We are dedicated to the lighter side of life and danger. We are mini-van driving, baby-room painting, lawn maintaining kinda guys who dream of greatness. We are a bunch of Dad’s who like to build playhouses for our daughters and choppers for ourselves...it’s how we stay sane.
Our shop is our garages; we have no welder, no milling machine, no lathe, no nothing. we barely have enough tools between all of us to fix a bike let alone build one. Most of our major mods and fabs are outsourced to good friends in the community who do it professionally.
We do this as a hobby. If we were to do this full time, we’d be out of a job fast.
Kelticfrog
Steve is a former sea monkey who enjoys welding underwater just as much as welding above water. His filthy Scottish pleasures come from building extreme playsets for his kids and 'FrogChoppin' perfectly good motorcycles.
AMFP a.k.a. "Kickball Head"
Andy, who currently holds the county record for 'largest gourd', played enough Army and decided to destroy things on his own time. His grade-school, knubby-crayon, glue-eating artistic skills were unfortunately used to create the FrogChops mascot.
Chucklenuts
Bobby is FrogChops very own certified 'Moody SOB'. Besides FrogChoppin' bikes and computers, he gets his kicks from elderly chihuahuas, 10-foot falls, and buckhorn handlebars.
The Pals
the unlucky bastards who influence us
Kimchee Mike a.k.a "Ozone"
Ozone keeps us all safe around the office.
Ensley Heavy Industries
All of our major yard work, feline complexities and shoddy gunsmithing gets contracted out to EHI. Who wouldn't trust a face like this?
"Pablo the Greenhorn"
A lot of people don't realize that it's only after 6 grueling hours in a makeup artist's chair that Pablo is transformed into Hamed Karzai. Who knew that Hamed was actually Portuguese.
Dr. Joe Bannon
Dr. Bannon is the founder of the Surgical Strike System of Dim Mak & Kung Fu and Grandmaster inductee into the United States Martial Artist Hall of Fame.
BOOYAH MoFos!